How Is It Possible That Google Is So Bad At What It Should Be Great At?

Mark Zuckerberg cooly plunked down $19 large last week for a SMS-like app that most Americans had never used, probably never will. The move was labelled bold, brilliant, strategic. Zuckerberg branded a badass, a visionary, the next Steve Jobs. I suspect had Zuckerberg offered, say, a mere $5 billion, the echo chamber would have suggested he foolishly overpaid.

One particularly interesting aspect about Facebook’s WhatsApp acquisition, beyond the fact that it generates roughly 0.001 the revenues of Apple’s iTunes group, is that it’s ad-free, unlike seemingly everything else in our expansive digital world. Which begs the question: how will Facebook ever make back that $19 billion?

A better question: how has Google already made so many billions from advertising? Or, better still: who are all these people making Google so much money by clicking on Google ads?

Maybe WhatsApp and Zuckerberg are ahead of the curve. After all, do you ever click on an ad? Ever? Do you know anyone who does? Haven’t you long since trained your mind, your eyes, to not even see the ads? Don’t you count down the seconds until you can SKIP AD on YouTube?

An interstitial takes control of your screen and you immediately click it shut. For those ads that make you watch before you can access your desired content, you sheepishly, guiltily, countdown a second or two, hoping the site owner can make a penny, then click again to get to the actual site. It’s only after shutting down your computer do you realize there were pop-under ads, which you hastily close. You open several tabs in your browser, then frantically search for the one tab where some automatic ad is playing, annoying you to no end.

It’s worse than spam.

This is how we fund the Internet? Still? Perhaps WhatsApp, should it ever come close to returning its investment, will lead us toward some grand new method of funding our digital lives.

Even if Google ads are better than every other ad network — a debatable position — the fact is that almost every single Google-based ad is of zero relevance to my life, an assault on my eyes and ears, a clear barrier to what I actually want. Yet the company continues to generate billions in profits off this digital flotsam.


Is it you? Who are the people still viewing these ads? Who are clicking on these ads? And how is it even remotely possible that after 15 years of gathering every scrap of information about everything I do online, plus many of my activities off-line, that Google ads are still so wildly untargeted to every single thing about me?

I buy a plane ticket to Atlanta, say, and for the following week after that I’m shown offers for plane tickets to Atlanta. They’re worse than the colleague who discovers you just bought a car and tells you he could have got you a deal.

I fly to Atlanta, dine out, meet colleagues, conduct business, take in a few sights, return home. Go online. Where I’m then inundated with display ads, served by Google, for things to do in Atlanta. This lasts for days, at least.

While writing this article — fact — I was blasted with Google ads advertising Google ads.

What more of ourselves — our personal information, our likes, our shares, our time, our attention, our eyes, our ears — can we give so that Google et al finally get digital advertising to be merely remotely useful to us? Google knows us, our location, our friendships, our searches. They know our intent, allegedly, yet ad after ad after interminable ad is rarely anything more than digital trash.

Last week — true story — I searched for an app that might help me find and pay for parking in San Francisco, for that day only. Gmail now insists on showing me ads for “parking deals.” This all seems rather inexcusable. All that money, all those brains, all those machines, a billion smartphones, a billion plus web users, and nearing the mid-point of the second decade of the 21st century and Google advertising doesn’t understand that I needed that parking spot last week despite my explicit intent.

How can a company worth over $400 billion, that inspires so much awe and fear not only in Silicon Valley but in China, Europe and beyond, be so bad at what it should be great at?

To be fair, when I go to to search for a very specific item, the topper most ad and the first five or so non-ad results are usually, though not always, sufficient for my needs. As for Gmail and YouTube, ads there are so consistently irrelevant as to be comical — some sort of meta-joke the Google singularity squad are playing at our expense, I imagine.

Maybe getting advertising right is like finding the cure for cancer. The more money we spend, the more time and resources we devote, the more we realize just how far away we are from the end goal.

I haven’t seen much of an improvement in ads now that most of America and a good portion of the world has migrated to smartphones. These devices know where we are. They know what we are doing, what we are searching for, what we are seeking on a map, what we are texting our friends, where we are checking in to — yet I am at a loss to recall even a single instance when a tiny Google-served ad at the bottom of my smartphone screen was even remotely worthy of clicking on.

What is Google doing with all our information?

Forget for just this moment any privacy implications surrounding what Google does and instead think of this: someone else, a complete stranger, has full access to your photo library, your entire search history, your movements and locations throughout the day, everyday, a record of all your app purchases, book downloads, pirated television programs. Don’t you think they would have a near-100% better idea of what you’re interested in than Google does?

Almost never right but at scale has magically made Google king of the Internet.

When I search on Google Maps on my desktop — the smartphone screen is too small for this — and when using a generic term, such as pizza, that ad, to be fair, is typically semi-relevant, though has yet to ever be my first choice. That’s the very best I can say about Google’s ads.

Nonetheless, in 2013, Google had an astounding $60 billion in revenues and a profit of just under $13 billion. They had a per-employee profit of $270,000.

I have no answers for this.

I do my best to stay abreast of high-tech, including, grudgingly so, ad tech. Not just pop-ups, pop-unders, banner ads, etc., but the actual technologies and platforms powering these. There is contextual advertising, native advertising, search ads, mobile search advertising, platforms that enable spot-buys in near real-time, technologies that seek to integrate our interests, our location, our friendships across all our screens, all in the hopes of offering better, higher-margin ads. I follow how Google is aggressively pushing Google+ to ensure that all the various services of theirs we use, Gmail and search, maps and more, can all be linked back to us, individually. That Google is making less per ad on mobile than on desktop is a topic I’ve become quite familiar with. I read that Yahoo is trying desperately to re-take control over its search and advertising functions.

But the big question remains: how is it these all work so very badly?

Somebody, anybody, please disrupt this industry.

Is this why Larry Page is spending so much money on Nest, on robots, driverless cars, Internet balloons, fiber and so much more — he knows the whole web advertising ecosphere is ultimately doomed? It can never be right enough, timely enough, personal enough to make any appreciable difference in our lives? Unfair? Ask yourself: Did anyone really believe even for a moment that digital advertising would be so bad come 2014?

Despite my keen awareness of the breadth and scale of the global Internet I am simply amazed each and every quarter to re-discover that so many people around the world are clicking on ads. Yet Google’s earning statement confirm just this. Google even continues to lead the industry in limiting ad fraud. The company recently purchased, a start-up that seeks to limit fraudulent clicks. Per Google:

Advertising helps fund the digital world we love today — inspiring videos, informative websites, entertaining apps and services that connect us with friends around the world. But this vibrant ecosystem only flourishes if marketers can buy media online with the confidence that their ads are reaching real people.

Sounds well and good, but such acquisitions mostly only fuel my suspicions that digital advertising is a convoluted, confusing and inexplicable mess, the web equivalent of America’s healthcare system. Probably why at times, and despite how super-rich Google has become, I confess I think of digital ads as a con, a grift pulled not just on content creators, but on us users as well. We are bombarded with ads, companies base their business plan upon ad revenue dreams, ads litter nearly every public website on the planet, and yet in almost every single case and for nearly everyone I know they are a nuisance, an eyesore, almost always irrelevant, rarely of value, and quite possibly a calculated means of ensuring no other business models can thrive on the web.

Information wants to be monetized. Ads are middling succor. Funding the Internet went down the wrong path many years ago and we attempt to right it now simply by throwing in still more ads. Our shared loss.

Perhaps I should say nothing. Fact is, thanks to those billions of clicks and the billions of ad dollars they generate, we now have YouTube, the best search ever, free and accessible maps, a mobile operating system ready to power the world, even Gmail is probably still the best email service for most people. Nonetheless, I can’t help but take note that this is the year 2014 and we are still buried in meaningless, useless, annoying advertising and it doesn’t seem like it’s getting better, despite everything Google, Yahoo, Facebook and others have tried.  Perhaps our best minds, our brightest engineers, should focus their talents elsewhere. 

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Brian S Hall

Brian S Hall writes about mobile devices, crowdsourced entertainment, and the integration of cars and computers. His work has been published with Macworld, CNBC, Wall Street Journal, ReadWrite and numerous others. Multiple columns have been cited as "must reads" by AllThingsD and Re/Code and he has been blacklisted by some of the top editors in the industry. Brian has been a guest on several radio programs and podcasts.

36 thoughts on “How Is It Possible That Google Is So Bad At What It Should Be Great At?”

  1. It’s because of the golden rule – the guy with the gold still makes the rules.
    The Advertiser just wants exposure to eyeballs. They don’t actually care about nuances of targeting – whatever they might say in public. (just like asking people about sex – they never tell the truth)
    So their broadcaster(Google) gives them exactly what they want, and shotguns random ads out to as many random people as possible.
    Because that’s actually what they are being paid to do.
    (and it is cheaper too)

  2. “I know 50% of my advertising works. I just don’t know which 50%.”

    I never thought about this before, but you are 100% correct. Maybe I don’t need to fear all that information gathering they are doing on me after all. Obviously, they don’t know what to do with it.


  3. What an amazing conundrum Google is… I GREATLY appreciate the quality of search results google provides, but I never click on ads and I resent the privacy issues. Google, charge me a buck or two a month for unlimited searching with no ads and no privacy concerns. I’ll pay in a heartbeat.

  4. Western capitalism works on a fear/scarcity basis. There is so many companies out there with too much fear and cash to do the right thing, like make desirable products or services. And too impatient to wait for the customers to show up. Sooooo, they pay Google to find the customers and send them in. With the wealth of Google showing that there are too many ads for their system, they make too much money, and are overwhelmed at their lack of system quality for personalized ads. Therefore giving you crap, out of date ads. Google is the One Eyed Man in the blind ecosystem of advertising. What we need is a bifocal ad giant that can see in real time what we need, spooky but that is the next big thing.

  5. “It’s only after shutting down your computer do you realize there were
    pop-under ads, which you hastily close. You open several tabs in your
    browser, then frantically search for the one tab where some automatic ad
    is playing, annoying you to no end.”

    If you are bugged by ads, I completely fail to understand why you are not using Adblock.

    On your article more generally, complaining that Google doesn’t deliver relevant ads to you is like complaining that the ads in your newspaper are not relevant to you. Google is just an advertising delivery platform. It’s the advertisers who pick the keywords they want associated with their ads. Big surprise — just as most people are hopeless at picking good keywords for doing a google search, most advertisers are phenomenally stupid at picking good keywords to place their ads next to.

    As to why google pushes ads at you based on searches that you did only one time, it’s because most of the time, people search for things they have a non-ephemeral interest in. And because our most cutting edge AI technology is still struggling to make computers exhibit even as much intelligence as a senile goldfish, it’s too much work to customize the ad server’s behaviour to account for those cases where you’re going to search for something just one time.

      1. On the one hand, I expect the advertisers get what they pay for. The number who just buy ads based on adwords probably far exceeds the number who pay whatever surcharge Google has for getting more targeted results.

        On the other hand, Google doesn’t believe in hiring people to comb through their huge store of data and come up with good effective correlations between the data and what it means about people. Google believes in creating automated systems to do that kind of scutwork. And their automated systems are just as awful as any other AI technology we have in this day and age.

  6. I think the majority of ad clicks are fraudulent though its hard to get data since the advertisers aren’t going to promote the fact their business is bogus. Trademob found that 18% of mobile ad clicks were fraud and 22% were accidental. As for desktop ads, I’m guessing that there are huge bot/human clickfarms in developing countries which generate millions of clicks on ads displayed within their own network of sites so they can earn their cut. The only types of ads that are vaguely useful are search ads

      1. As I’ve said before, I think Google is going to be a very different (and smaller) company in five to ten years. The gravy train is ending.

  7. Search is broken too. If you’re looking for something obscure that has similar keywords to some huge news event that just happened, you can’t find what you’re looking for. If you want to know about Mac Pro it gives you thousands of links to Macbook Pro. The world is waiting for an intelligent search engine.

    1. I would agree with you, except that everybody else is even worse. Search really doesn’t seem that hard, but people who know seem to agree that it is. They must be right. Searching Google can be frustrating, but it’s better than Bing and vastly better than the search engines you find inside Amazon and the App Store, to mention a couple.

      1. Better than Bing!!!!!!!!!!

        Google comes up with a ton of crap whenever from searches, a lot of ads and an irrational bias towards educational an institutional organisations which have literally nothing to do with my search, oh and other directories with multiple results for one site getting in the way of relevant stuff.

        If the site you are searching for has to have many back links and visits…… hey! guess what?it’s a big site that I know about already and that has no relevance, if google are so concerned with being ‘good guys’ and fighting spam, scam and ham why do the liitle guys trying to get seen with good content get buried under a ton of crap?

  8. Why is there an unfortunately candid picture of Marissa Miller as the pic for the article? Is it because it is as spuriously relevant as a Google ad?

    1. If only I was so clever!
      She s laughing hysterically. She used to work for Google. Now she’s at Yahoo, trying to improve search and advertising. And, she’s laughing at us.
      Get it?
      No? Sometimes the image doesn’t work exactly as you hope.

  9. It’s always funny to hear someone complain about not having to pay for service on the web until you ask him to do so.

    @Brian S Hall

    how can you be so out of touch with reality,
    just because you have money to pay for everything does not necessarily mean that the entire world can do the same

    advertising is probably the best thing that ever happened to the web and the reason why Pundit as you have a job of writing these elitist minded column

    1. I think you missed my larger point. After nearly 15 years of collecting so much data on me, and even when I provide Google with my explicit intent, their advertising is so utterly wrong. This strikes me as a major failing.

      1. if they can be so successful and make so much money from advertisement despite being so utterly wrong, imagine how dominant they will be when they can get it right, and that may explain why they’re seems so valuable.

        how can you expect quality advertising from Google after doing everything in your power to avoid them as you stated not too long ago,

        that make no sense

  10. First, use to search. It hides your IP address when searching Google for you. Second, use Safari’s Reader button. It takes the ads off the page. (Apple got a lot of grief for that one, but not from users.)

  11. Worth is relative and nowhere more so than in the tech industry where practically everything is smoke, mirrors and coke dust. I think it’s time for some enterprising 18-year-old soon-to-be multi billionaire to bring back Alta-Vista. 🙂

  12. Sooo – You’re wondering why google is bad, but you fail to realise what google is even doing.

    Ah well guess not everyone wants to have a good search engine which isnt controlled by those with money

  13. You hit the nail on its head many times in this article. I **refuse** to be monitored all day everyday by amoral aholes, so i do what i can to not play ball – hence numerous throwaway accounts.
    But its getting rediculous. I travel abroad alot and i can ** not ** use Google Play outside my own country. why? because google insists on using the local language. So when i pass through greece, google services are in Greek! likewise Italy it all changes to Italian…
    i’ve asked google many times to respect my language choice FIRST and foremost. Their response is NO! We Know Better!!!! So i cant shop, cannot browse, can not spend my money. My mission in life is to let all the share holders know that google is **choosing ** to limit revenue and loose business.
    Oh yeah, the search results suck big time as well.

  14. Except google makes ad revenue if you click on it the ad or not. Take the YouTube ads for example. If they are skipable, most people skip it after the required 5 seconds. But that’s still 5 seconds of exposure. The ads on the sides of webpages still produce revenue if people click or not. I couldn’t continue reading as this factor effects almost the entire article.

  15. Google is fundamentally useless. OK it can cope with the lame generalised searches of people who are playing with their PC. It cannot cope with actual searches. The advanced search completely ignores the input. If I put something in inverted commas that means I want ONLY that phrase to be searched for. The 14 year olds at Google think “No. We know better. You must really want to search for … and then their ludicrous program separates each word and searches for it. Hence, for example, I want to find a source of supply for a wood laminate. All Google delivers is laminate flooring. I DON’T WANT FLOORING I WANT PIECE OF LAMINATE.

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