Help Me 5G You’re My Only Hope

I live with modern technology and with the bleeding edge of technology in my home. But I don’t live with the modern Internet. What I mean by that is I don’t live with modern Internet speeds. Brace yourself when I tell you this but my average broadband speed at home is 3.5mbps. Yes, megabits per second. My home broadband speed is not that different than the average speeds of third world countries. In fact, several third world countries have better broadband than I do.